I was going through my poetry notebook and realized I forgot to include these in the previous piece. Perhaps they will one day be united, but for now, an addendum.
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4/14/12, Cicero, IN
2 More Reasons Why
You Shouldn’t Date A Poet
1.
Baggage. Sure, everyone has baggage, but poets
immortalize it in ink and enshrine it upon paper thrones. When the music plays, you must bend the knee.
2.
Passive-Aggressiveness. Poets express their unspoken feelings through
poetry, most of which the recipient will never see. And even the words that are seen are so
cloaked in obscurity as to make them indiscernible. Nonetheless, the poet will live as if the recipient
had seen and understood all, and resent the fact that nothing has changed. Then the poet will write even more poetry,
thus perpetuating both his passion and this destructive cycle.